


PIECES 1982 DVD MOVIE
If a movie were ever made purely to show up on Joel Hodgson’s Satellite of Love, Pieces was it. There are chainsaw wielding maniacs who behead people in board daylight, tennis pros who do not know the difference between a backhand and a volley, random mirrors being broken for no apparent reason, pants peeing, puzzle references, castrating corpses, matricide and even a well timed kung fu attack. These are the markings of grindhouse at its finest. If one just opens their mind and follows along, the ride is well worth it. Au contraire mon frère, it is entirely the opposite.

One would think, with a description like this, that Pieces is a terrible movie. And that is all in the first five minutes. The Patriots football team was not founded until 1959. Behind Timmy is a New England Patriot’s pennant flag. As he saws away at her body parts, a touch tone phone rings, although that sort of phone was not introduced to the public until 1963. In that scene, mom shrieks for a plastic garbage bag to clean up the puzzle, even though they were not even invented until 1950. The film’s opening scene – showing ten-year-old Timmy murder his own mother when she threatens to throw away the naked lady jigsaw puzzle that she caught him working on – takes place in 1942. In fact, one would be pressed to find a scene where no blood at all was present. The suspension of disbelief muscle must be strong in those watching, as many inconstancies and factual errors pop up as often as the blood spatter. Gaaaawd!” from the cheesy masterpiece Troll 2 (1990). A most memorable line, “Bastard! Bastard! BASTARD!” reminds one of the classic “Oh. The acting is scene chewing it its finest. In the “so bad it is brilliant” category, Pieces takes place on what is supposed to be a Boston college campus, although Simón apparently never stepped foot into an American college – or any college, for that matter – with kids smoking pot and hitting on teachers right in the hallways. This Grindhouse masterpiece is loved for its unadulterated violence and uncanny knack for cheesiness.

But one does not watch Pieces for its building tension or linear dialogue. The storyline for Pieces is a pretty obscure one, with an almost random smattering of scenes that barely flow into a cohesive storyline.
PIECES 1982 DVD TV
Smith as Groundskeeper Willard ( Midnight Express 1978, Popeye 1980), Edmund Purdom as the Dean ( Herod the Great 1959, Don’t Open Until Christmas 1984), Lynda Day George as tennis pro/cop Mary Riggs ( Mission: Impossible TV series, Chisum 1970), Ian Sera as student turned amateur detective Kendall ( Mystery on Monster Island 1981, Extra Terrestrial Visitors 1983), and Jack Taylor as the all too serious Professor Arthur Brown ( Conan the Barbarian 1982, The Ninth Gate 1999). Mostly filmed in Spain, Pieces actually takes place in Boston, Massachusetts and stars Christopher George as Inspector Bracken ( The Rat Patrol TV series, City of the Living Dead 1980), Paul L. The surreal, unearthly music was composed by Librado Pastor ( Don’t Panic 1978, Extra Terrestrial Visitors 1983), while the gore-tastic special effects were created by Basilio Cortijo ( Slugs 1988, The Rift 1990). Also known as Mil gritos tiene la noche (A Thousand Screams in the Night), the movie was directed by Juan Piquer Simón ( Supersonic Man 1979, Slugs: The Movie 1988) with a script written by Exploitation kings Joe D’Amato (as John Shadow – Beyond the Darkness 1979, Anthropophagus 1980) and Dick Randall ( Don’t Open Until Christmas 1984, Slaughter High 1986), while Randall and Stephen Minasian ( The Poseidon Exposition 1973, Space Warriors 2000 1985) produced. This week in Horror movie history, Pieces was released in the US on Friday Septemvia Almena Film Productions.
